the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Johnny Depp: (about Al Pacino) He likes to tell jokes. And he liked to tell me this one specific joke over and over, and I, uh, didn’t really understand it.
David Letterman: You didn’t get the joke.
Johnny Depp: I didn’t get the joke.
David Latterman: Do you remember the joke?
Johnny Depp: Yeah, he used to lean over and say, (imitating Al) “John, a skeleton goes into a bar.. orders a beer, and a mop.

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sarcasticates:

oh my goodness be mine!

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this dog, reminds me of my cat.

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